SENATORS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN , TIBERIUS AUGUSTUS IS DEAD !
It is true, I, Brutalist Maximalist have witnessed this with my own eyes, aboard his pleasure ship our emperor and our most generous host was engorged with many foods and wine when he choked upon the roast tongue of a flamingo and while flailing fell from his litter and rolled gracefully and headfirst into one of the ships' many marble fountains where he was struck on the skull by a protruding stone porpoise and though still full of vitality he was then stabbed with daggers many times by guests of the feast and was then rolled into a fine Egyptian carpet and let loose onto the waves, though he was first thrashed among the ship's many gilded oars and consumed by leviathan there under.
It is now my somber duty as Hand and Adviser to the Caesar to hold an emergency senate feast to coronate a new Caesar in the ancient way selected by Fornax, the god of cakes.
IN ATTENDANCE SHALL BE 20 SELECT SENATORS FROM ACROSS THE EMPIRE, EACH SENATOR MUST BRING AS FOLLOWS:
- One non senator or non roman citizen as guest, a foot page, concubine, consort, slave, spiritual advisor etc.
- One opulent dish to be served at the coronation, these dishes will be judged on:
It is now my somber duty as Hand and Adviser to the Caesar to hold an emergency senate feast to coronate a new Caesar in the ancient way selected by Fornax, the god of cakes.
IN ATTENDANCE SHALL BE 20 SELECT SENATORS FROM ACROSS THE EMPIRE, EACH SENATOR MUST BRING AS FOLLOWS:
- One non senator or non roman citizen as guest, a foot page, concubine, consort, slave, spiritual advisor etc.
- One opulent dish to be served at the coronation, these dishes will be judged on:
- Best Dish Name
- Best Dish Description
- Most historically accurate (only important if you want to win in this particular category)
- Best Edible Animalization/Chimera
- Most Surprisingly Edible
- Most Charmingly Inedible
- Best Costume
- Most Beautiful Food Object
- Best Thematic Presentation of Serving Dish-ware, Crockery , Flatware , Utensils, etc.
- Best Implementation of Kinetics, Lighting, Multi-Sensory and Sound Features
- Best Cocktail
- A printed or written description card for your dish
- One item of Tribute, a gift for the new Caesar
- Your personal fancy cup and one for your guest if you allow them drink
- Must Fill out the Pactum form at the bottom of this page
- Formal attire for senators
- Senators may if they wish contribute to the Pleasure Barge Benevolence Society via Venmo orien mcneill 646 221 7782
- Change of clothes (optional)
- One item of Tribute, a gift for the new Caesar
- Your personal fancy cup and one for your guest if you allow them drink
- Must Fill out the Pactum form at the bottom of this page
- Formal attire for senators
- Senators may if they wish contribute to the Pleasure Barge Benevolence Society via Venmo orien mcneill 646 221 7782
- Change of clothes (optional)
FEAST AND ENTERTAINMENT ITINERARIOUS:
- Presentation of the dishes
- The passing of the KYKEON vessel
- Judgement of the dishes. 6:30 Sharp.
- Wine
- The passing of the cake of Fornax
- The divine selection of the new Caesar
- Wine
- The new Caesar's tribute unboxing BONANZA, you could win EVERYTHING
- The new Caesar will speak some words and make any decrees or pronouncements
- THE FEAST
- The tickling of the throat to purge foods in the Vomitorium
- THE JUDGMENT.....
- Plunge in the frigidarium
- Gladiatorial combat entertainment
- Wine
- Good Roman music entertainment
- Oil strigiling to cleanse the body
- The "Placenta" course or Dessert course if any
- Wine Authenticus
- Application of the Lingua Rotae
- The flaming fingers of Hades Fire incantation
- The seductive dance of Dionysus
- Wine
- Wine
SOME GOOD ROMAN DISHES SERVED AT THE FINAL FEAST OF EMPEROR TIBERIUS AUGUSTUS FOR YOUR REFERENCE:
Boiled sow's udder sweetened with dates and sugar of lead. A pickled young tuna, larger than a lizard layered with eggs and leaves of rue. A large Britannian boar within a spit-roast ox that was as well pregnant with other animals within it including stuffed foul and marsh birds, some cooked and some living who flew out of its chest. Roast and honeyed dormice with poppy seeds served on a bridge. Flamingo stewed with mallows, milk fed snails, beetroot, 15 eggs, aniseed and lovage, with plumage restored to serve. Kid of lamb hollowed out like a pipe and filled with its own sausage boiled in a basket lowered in a cauldron of salt water. Finishing with sweet Rose-hip and calf's brain custard
"FOOD IS BETTER TO BE FEARED THAN RESPECTED"
THE PAX ROMANUS, It would be UnRoman:
-No guest shall be cast into or drink of the River STYX.
- The Caesar is a demigod, who does not micturate, defecate, or vomit. When conducting these mundane tasks the scepter (Caligula stick) of the Caesar must be handed off to another Roman Senator.
-No currency can be exchanged.
-Brutalist Maximalist, Hand to the Ceasar, Dionysus God of bartending, The horse senator Incitatus, centurions and any other non-senators CANNOT be Caesar.
LOCATION:
Aboard caligula's pleasure barge, SAT OCT 2nd, 4:00pm - 2:00am On the River Styx, Bushwick Vicinia
- Presentation of the dishes
- The passing of the KYKEON vessel
- Judgement of the dishes. 6:30 Sharp.
- Wine
- The passing of the cake of Fornax
- The divine selection of the new Caesar
- Wine
- The new Caesar's tribute unboxing BONANZA, you could win EVERYTHING
- The new Caesar will speak some words and make any decrees or pronouncements
- THE FEAST
- The tickling of the throat to purge foods in the Vomitorium
- THE JUDGMENT.....
- Plunge in the frigidarium
- Gladiatorial combat entertainment
- Wine
- Good Roman music entertainment
- Oil strigiling to cleanse the body
- The "Placenta" course or Dessert course if any
- Wine Authenticus
- Application of the Lingua Rotae
- The flaming fingers of Hades Fire incantation
- The seductive dance of Dionysus
- Wine
- Wine
SOME GOOD ROMAN DISHES SERVED AT THE FINAL FEAST OF EMPEROR TIBERIUS AUGUSTUS FOR YOUR REFERENCE:
Boiled sow's udder sweetened with dates and sugar of lead. A pickled young tuna, larger than a lizard layered with eggs and leaves of rue. A large Britannian boar within a spit-roast ox that was as well pregnant with other animals within it including stuffed foul and marsh birds, some cooked and some living who flew out of its chest. Roast and honeyed dormice with poppy seeds served on a bridge. Flamingo stewed with mallows, milk fed snails, beetroot, 15 eggs, aniseed and lovage, with plumage restored to serve. Kid of lamb hollowed out like a pipe and filled with its own sausage boiled in a basket lowered in a cauldron of salt water. Finishing with sweet Rose-hip and calf's brain custard
"FOOD IS BETTER TO BE FEARED THAN RESPECTED"
THE PAX ROMANUS, It would be UnRoman:
-No guest shall be cast into or drink of the River STYX.
- The Caesar is a demigod, who does not micturate, defecate, or vomit. When conducting these mundane tasks the scepter (Caligula stick) of the Caesar must be handed off to another Roman Senator.
-No currency can be exchanged.
-Brutalist Maximalist, Hand to the Ceasar, Dionysus God of bartending, The horse senator Incitatus, centurions and any other non-senators CANNOT be Caesar.
LOCATION:
Aboard caligula's pleasure barge, SAT OCT 2nd, 4:00pm - 2:00am On the River Styx, Bushwick Vicinia
Humble servant of the Caesar, The Senate and the People of Rome. SPQR
- BRUTALIST MAXIMALIST
- BRUTALIST MAXIMALIST
References for you:
Trimalchio’s feast text from THE SATYRICON https://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Latin/PetroniusSatyriconPartII.php#anchor_Toc505553648
The super-sizers eat ancient Rome, BBC youtube video, excellent..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=swhEbBDwM0I&list=PL8D56E0F6438B4CE6&ab_channel=Supersizers
TASTING HISTORY WITH Max Miller, ROMAN MUSSELS, this guy is great, all of his videos.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A--e0axoGxc&ab_channel=TastingHistorywithMaxMiller
THE DECADENT COOKBOOK recipes of obsession and excess, Chapter 1 “EATING WITH CALIGULA” everybody should own this book. Its about $4 on ebay
SATYRICON film Fellini, feast scene. Fucking Fellini man..
https://vimeo.com/267325816
Trimalchio’s feast text from THE SATYRICON https://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Latin/PetroniusSatyriconPartII.php#anchor_Toc505553648
The super-sizers eat ancient Rome, BBC youtube video, excellent..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=swhEbBDwM0I&list=PL8D56E0F6438B4CE6&ab_channel=Supersizers
TASTING HISTORY WITH Max Miller, ROMAN MUSSELS, this guy is great, all of his videos.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A--e0axoGxc&ab_channel=TastingHistorywithMaxMiller
THE DECADENT COOKBOOK recipes of obsession and excess, Chapter 1 “EATING WITH CALIGULA” everybody should own this book. Its about $4 on ebay
SATYRICON film Fellini, feast scene. Fucking Fellini man..
https://vimeo.com/267325816
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